A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. Mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.

One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgives us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to Church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in Church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Four year old Resse prays :

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in the Church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. You're not supposed to talk out loud in Church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the Church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children, when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?. "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman answered

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Rejo Varkey Cyriac
25/03/2006